R16 Rated 16yrs and Over

Chur! Ma name is Honi, its my job to look after this corner of MIO.

Sorry kids! But this place is a No Go Zone! You must be 16yrs, or ask your parents if its ok for you to hang out with us, cause um, I don't wan't ma taringa getting the slap from your ole' man eh!

Er, warning to da fulla's out there, ya might find content that could rattle your bones *ma bad* I just stand at the door and make sure its 1/2 decent eh! So don't shoot me, just be warned, some of this stuff is over the top eh!

I been told its ok for you to post funny stuff, but this ain't a strip club eh, its a place to get a laugh not a ....! You get da picture eh, ahh yeah, put in some funny photos or tell us a *ya had to be there!* story of your whanau and da mates, da funny moments so we can all *crack up* together! hahaha or your best and worst jokes... Maori Jokes, Aussie, Polynesian, Kiwi, General Jokes, ya, *bring it on people* but keep it clean eh, cause we don't want to stir up no storm out of cup of tea eh!

And last but least, this place is for a laugh eh, not to offend people, so lets not go around bashing each other up eh, cause I got da mean as muscles eh, *see* (posing) and I am da bouncer of this corner and can kick your hyena out on da footpath eh! (tough mean as look, while cracking up!). And no seriously foul language or ma boss tells me I am on the footpath straight after you! (raises eyebrow!) So *bleep* out the F word k, and we're all in with a grin!

Chur chur